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Official Certificate of Friendship

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Friendship statusPERMANENT ♾️
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📜 Terms & Conditions of Friendship

  1. Memes shall be shared without unreasonable delay. 📲
  2. Replies, while not legally binding, are deeply appreciated. 🙏
  3. Inside jokes accrue interest over time and cannot be explained to outsiders. 📈
  4. "We should hang out" has no expiry date — a someday-plan totally counts. 🗓️
  5. Long silences are allowed; we pick up mid-sentence like no time passed. ⏳
  6. Bad days may be dumped here anytime — no appointment, no judgment. 🫂
  7. Honesty is mandatory, but it shall be served gently (and with snacks). 🍫
  8. Your wins get celebrated louder than you'd dare celebrate them yourself. 🎉
  9. Time zones and distance do not void this contract. ✈️
  10. No takebacks. The No button is gone. You did this. 😌
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